So, I am a little embarrassed to admit this (and plus I have nothing else to talk to you about)...but today I did the tri-semi-annual cleaning of my belly button. And if you're wondering...that means three times every six months--I made it up. It's not like a lint trap or anything like hairy dudes get, but regular showering does not do it (and yes, I shower daily, thank you). As it turns out I have an abnormally deep belly button. It comes in handy for storing buttons, beads, aspirin, small magnets, quarters...okay not quarters. Q-tips and astringent are the only vehicle to which dirt can be jettisoned--ooo look at that....vocab of the day. Seriously, I have heard of cleaning behind your ears, but who has to do this? If only I had an outtie.
Yours awkwardly with too much information to share,
Julie
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5 comments:
Innies are so much more aesthetically pleasing, BUT, yes you do need to clean them periodically. Ha Ha. I do the q-tip with astringent thing every once in a while too. When I am preggers, it pops out as an outie and then I can easily clean it. But, I don't think that will ever happen again :(
you are way too funny! haha still laughing!
My belly button is unnaturally deep too! Taryn pointed that out to me, actually. I personally like to store mints in mine.
What were you and Taryn doing?!? haha...Reese's pieces also fit nicely...
You should try mine.
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